why are men so damn obsessed with women going to the bathroom together
that’s all we do, one goes in while the other waits outside, sometimes holding the door so it won’t open
that’s all, dude
The above is a lie we actually go and have massive orgies together with other groups of girls in the restroom and then we gossip about all your faults and failures and share tampons and pain pills and lipgloss while talking about all our emotional problems
Damnit, stop telling them our secrets!
I told everyone at work that we have Satanic rituals together and there’s a Satanic star drawn in goat blood on the wall of the third stall. C: No wonder people at work think I’m crazy…
I’m pretty much dreading those cicadas hatching.
My last experience with them was along the lines of… sheer terror.
Cicadas horrify me but I LOVE the sound of them making their cicada sounds in the trees. As long as they are NOWHERE NEAR me. I am terrified of cicadas….ugggggh.
….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
Hermione Granger also:
- punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot
- purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)
- literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
- Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)
- Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry
- Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”
Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”
Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”
THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER POST ON TUMBLR
I wish some companies would focus on their dolls pose-ability more than anything, i don’t want to have to pay X amount of money to have to hot glue the bugger because he can’t do anything! you think the fact they cost so much they could at least stand without flopping…
Well, it’s worth remembering that a doll fresh out of the box is generally either: a) loosely strung to avoid damage in shipping, b) strung tight as fuck because the elastic hasn’t stretched yet, or c) kicky because the joints are just way smooth.
Whatever the reason, it’s really quite easy to hot glue suede and you could do it for $4 ($3 economy hot glue gun from Walmart, $1 in glue sticks) so it’s really basically nothing to fix the doll up and it’s worth it! Hot glue is fun to mess with.
However, I have met some dolls that I could not make stand or pose for ANYTHING. If you think a Bobobie doll is a wonky poser, just try and pose one of the original Soulkids. I have never encountered a body with joints that fucked up. :/
It sounds odd, but I HATE Minifee bodies fresh out of the box. I have never handled one that wasn’t infuriatingly kicky and I highly prefer them used because the joints have usually been worn in a little and the elastic isn’t so tight. My Unoa also is an awful poser without sueding because the resin is so slick and light.
If you insist.
u obviously dont understand the troo meaning:
Well played, puberty, well played.
Looks like he attended the Matthew Lewis School of Successfully Navigating Puberty too.
I’m gonna reblog this forever because of reasons
the matthew lewis school of successfully navigating puberty
everything about this.
Deputy Headmaster Andrew Garfield
Damn all these ugly ducklings becoming stunningly beautiful swans! WHY DID I GO FROM UGLY DUCKLING TO ONLY MODERATELY LESS UGLY SWAN. Unfair.
This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.
Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.
uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me
THIS IS A HORSE DILDO.
Reblog if you make up stories in your head of your favourite show/pairings when you’re in bed at night.
SINCE I WAS 11
SINCE I COULD BREATHE
I MOSTLY DO THIS WITH MY OCS, BUT STILL…
I mostly come up with smut but still
I also plot revenges and plan character deaths…
FUCK YEAH I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE
Well, yes. I call it writing fan fiction.
That’s the only way I can fall asleep. T3T; It can be pairings from shows/games/books/movies or just thinking up my own stories but if I don’t occupy my mind with fictional people, I simply cannot fall asleep.
Recreate any game/film/album cover using only clip art and Comic Sans
i’m scREaming at ursula omG
Okay this is the best one so far.
I AM ALSO DEAD DEATH. WTF IS THIS SHIT.
MY NAME IS SOUL MAN
The Hooded Terror
I like it.
The All Seeing Banshee.