swimmingferret: carawill: starksexual: why are men so damn obsessed with women going to the bathroom together that’s all we do, one goes in while the other waits outside, sometimes holding the door so it won’t open that’s all, dude chill The above is a lie we actually go and have massive orgies together with other groups of girls in the restroom and then we gossip about all your faults...
myresin: I’m pretty much dreading those cicadas hatching. My last experience with them was along the lines of… sheer terror. Cicadas horrify me but I LOVE the sound of them making their cicada sounds in the trees. As long as they are NOWHERE NEAR me. I am terrified of cicadas….ugggggh.
confessionsofthebjdkind: I wish some companies would focus on their dolls pose-ability more than anything, i don’t want to have to pay X amount of money to have to hot glue the bugger because he can’t do anything! you think the fact they cost so much they could at least stand without flopping… Well, it’s worth remembering that a doll fresh out of the box is generally either: a) loosely...
Reblog if you make up stories in your head of your...
evelyn-gloria: emmagrant01: megustavengers: anxiousmonster: castorochiaro: neuroticdragon: nocasdatsgay: doctordonna10: the-master-yen-sid: SINCE I WAS 11 SINCE I COULD BREATHE I MOSTLY DO THIS WITH MY OCS, BUT STILL… I mostly come up with smut but still #sometimes I also torture myself by coming up with stories so sad I actually start crying I also plot revenges...
myresin: mangmangbeetles: fucking-rachel-tice-just: headcanshizz replied to your post: WHY THE FUCK IS NO ONE ON MY DASH TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT BEEMO IS ENGAGED TO A BUBBLE Because the bubble got popped? and that makes it even weirder cause now he’s engaged to air I thought BMO was a girl all this time… o_o is BMO a boy? What? BMO’s a guy? I thought it was a girl, too....
reblog this with your cat's name
puffwiggly: crateshya: lillithcosplay: homestuckmofo: frickquius: mokie-morty: quiixotical: ride6artblog: tentacrab: zimiestef: Ricky gargoyle Steinway and Fruitcake loki and hera Dinah and Mr. Darcy Lamp Nala and tinkerbell Iggy, Leo and Ollie Mittens and Amber! Sherbert (Berbie) and Boo Squishy, Artie, Evil One, Abbie, Maurice, Yard Cat, and 4 unnamed...
Have you ever been so mad you ripped your own arm...
arpakassomomma: brebuscus: neggpuncher: tracked tags now show the most popular posts which means if you track a tag for new posts you actually cant see any new posts because the same popular posts are only displayed making tracking tags 100% redundant tumblr has literally just broken an entire feature for no reason Ugh that’s bull crap… I’m only reblogging this because...
Inbox me numbers and I'll answer (SMUTTY/SEXUAL...
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?
noire-pandora: I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.